Lyran Reply to Kzinti

The Lyran Emperor agrees that their are irreconcilable differences between our two empires. Your fur is manged, your eyesight poor, your teeth broken and your claws are blunt, also, we hear that you still use litter boxes. Have you seen what happens when artificial gravity goes out? Its disgusting. We also agree that this period of "peace" between our two empires is both unnatural and an insult to Lyrans everywhere.

Therefore we agree in good sportscat like fashion that we should endeavor to end this unnatural state of affairs and begin massacring each other in a most civilized and gentlecatly way. ie. with disruptors, drones, and esgs. May space run red with blood.

All foreign powers should stay out of this war unless they intend to be torn apart by Lyran claws.

Let the blood shed begin on i10.

- the Lyran Emperor -

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